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I dug the movie too, though it didn't get much...

2009-11-02T19:43:46.093-08:00

I dug the movie too, though it didn't get much love by the critics!

In respectful disagreement, a triumvirate of haiku...

2009-08-24T12:44:49.803-07:00

In respectful disagreement, a triumvirate of haikus:

Wooden acting, Marky Mark,
Senseless plot
Made me hate "The Happening"

Woman bashing her head through window
The only time I was amused

I wish I could walk backward in time
To avoid watching this movie

Thank you!

2009-08-24T04:39:24.894-07:00

Thank you!

Hiya ! Its in real beautiful. joliieess:-)..

2009-08-23T05:31:49.466-07:00

Hiya !
Its in real beautiful.

joliieess:-)..

Well, I always hear that you should throw out flip...

2009-08-19T13:49:01.749-07:00

Well, I always hear that you should throw out flip flops after one season. I thought it had to do with arch support or something, but germs are another good reason.

I am sorry to hear that! I really liked it! I wa...

2009-08-19T04:32:52.146-07:00

I am sorry to hear that! I really liked it! I was hoping you hadn't seen it yet because I wanted to go again!

Thank you for the comments! I can't stop; I th...

2009-08-19T03:43:52.630-07:00

Thank you for the comments!
I can't stop; I think in haiku now!

And I can't look at my five dollar Old Navy flip flops the same way!

Oatmeal alternate: All Bran tastes only slightly b...

2009-08-18T18:36:29.549-07:00

Oatmeal alternate:
All Bran tastes only slightly better
Than the box

Is nothing sacred?

2009-08-18T18:31:06.315-07:00

Is nothing sacred?

Keep going, Jen!

2009-08-18T17:03:01.858-07:00

Keep going, Jen!

I actually found this movie really disturbing. I w...

2009-08-18T06:45:45.132-07:00

I actually found this movie really disturbing. I wanted to run out of the theater halfway through. But as I talk to more and more people who loved it, I realize I have brain problems.

These are so great, my creative friends! And I...

2009-08-13T11:50:56.123-07:00

These are so great, my creative friends! And I'm impressed that we've had four different breakfasts!
I was hoping you'd see my oatmeal shoutout to you, Nicole!

Oatmeal once again Just like I've had for four...

2009-08-13T08:42:16.477-07:00

Oatmeal once again
Just like I've had for four years
Cheap, quick, and vegan!

Golden pancake mound Buttered, fresh off the gridd...

2009-08-13T07:40:22.080-07:00

Golden pancake mound
Buttered, fresh off the griddle
I love vacation

Tried Trader Joe's granola High fiber and frui...

2009-08-13T06:33:26.713-07:00

Tried Trader Joe's granola
High fiber and fruit
Your grandma's breakfast

I don't even know how I'd begin to test th...

2009-08-12T12:49:23.123-07:00

I don't even know how I'd begin to test that in my dog! He'd think I was crazy!

Indeed, she was. The Mona Lisa seems to have inci...

2009-08-12T12:17:59.950-07:00

Indeed, she was. The Mona Lisa seems to have incite psychotic rage in people.

I think they said she was crazy, as in they sent h...

2009-08-12T11:39:35.384-07:00

I think they said she was crazy, as in they sent her to a mental institution.

I like your haiku! I have not read the book, thou...

2009-08-12T05:30:54.099-07:00

I like your haiku! I have not read the book, though I have heard it spoke of favorably.

I can't imagine being addicted to pregnancy, e...

2009-08-11T17:46:08.511-07:00

I can't imagine being addicted to pregnancy, either. So inconceivability (at least on this score) isn't just a man thing.

Another feeble haiku attempt: I liked all those fi...

2009-08-11T16:34:29.898-07:00

Another feeble haiku attempt:
I liked all those films
I should get the DVD
Have you read the book?

Some random guy was talking about this news story ...

2009-08-11T16:27:54.043-07:00

Some random guy was talking about this news story today. He was debating with his girlfriend on whether their pooch could count to five.

i know a lot of women for whom pregnancy's add...

2009-08-11T14:14:58.040-07:00

i know a lot of women for whom pregnancy's addictive and then there are some that just want to get it out of the way... something to think about for sure!

I didn't know the birth rate fell. I want to ...

2009-08-11T13:35:11.870-07:00

I didn't know the birth rate fell. I want to attribute that to the economy, but that could be a stretch. The report that went with study said that big families were a current.

I don't know but I figured out to disable the ...

2009-08-11T13:33:31.513-07:00

I don't know but I figured out to disable the between page ads so it shouldn't happen anymore. Sorry!