The Marquee Blog reports that poor Jennifer Aniston continues to feel the burn from husband-stealer Angelina Jolie. Forbes magazine alerted the world that on their list of the world's most powerful celebrities, Angelina was tops while Jen only came in a paltry number eight. To add insult to injury, Jolie out-earned Aniston by $2 million dollars last year.
It gets worse for the former Rachel:
"In the survey, conducted by E-Poll for WEtv network, almost 900 women between the ages of 18-49 were asked who they liked most between Angelina, Jennifer, Paris Hilton, Natalie Portman and Diane Sawyer.
Angelina came in first with 49 percent. Jennifer ranked second at 36-percent. At least she beat Paris (6 percent).
Angie beats Jen in another poll released by Heat magazine. This one reportedly asked fans (presumably female) whose body they envied most. Angelina came in fifth, Jennifer sixth. “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox took the top spot."
Of course this news merits a pair of haikus:
Is it the tattoos?
Or the orphan collection?
A new 'do for Jen?
Fox is a decade younger
And out-grosses you.
According to these stats, anyway:
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/chart/?id=angelinajolie.htm
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/chart/?id=meganfox.htm
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Love the caption :)
ReplyDeleteThe one thing I will say about Angie is that she walks the talk. Apparently for the last 10 years or so she has donated one-third of her income to charities. That gets my respect-
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